penisbuttersammich asked: don't bang child me

Mm

Apr 19th, 13 hours ago
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sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

cyberpapi:

cyberpapi:

cyberpapi:

cyberpapi:

wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try

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Just took a poop listenin to xibalba so it would come out faster

Apr 19th, 14 hours ago
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toxxiczombie:

Trapped Under Ice by _zanegrey on Flickr.

clestroying:

When ya fingerin your pregnant girl and her baby grab ur fingers

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

Apr 19th, 17 hours ago
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punkphantom:

malformalady:

A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart

metal as fuck
Apr 19th, 17 hours ago
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I’ve never been good with words and have always hated heights, but I’d shout speeches from rooftops if it were for you. Antonio M Arce (via internetly)

madeupmonkeyshit:

Bae: wanna get something to eat?

Me: I’m broke shawd

Bae: it’s okay I got you

Me:

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louislouislouislouislouislous:

wen she say go deeper but u all out of dick

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

Apr 19th, 17 hours ago
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fullskullx:

Soul Search
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